Bryon Donalds, who will be running for governor, recently presented himself to a town hall meeting with his white face on, yet somehow he leaves it black. Doubting afterwards, he thinks to himself, is this blackness ever going to come off me?
So far, MAGA bleaching creams have not worked, and self-hatred exercises have strengthened him tremendously. Oh well. All in a days work. Yet, he lays to sleep, knowing in the morning when he shaves, a black face will reflect back in the mirror. And like Richard Kimble, he finds himself on the run forever.